Jonathan Kite as Anthony Bourdain reviewing Red Lobster.

Jonathan Kite as Anthony Bourdain reviewing Red Lobster.
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by Phonus-Balonus-37

24 Comments

  1. MuddyEmperor666

    Oh man this just makes me miss Anthony Bourdain even more.

  2. practicating

    Man I really miss that style of GenX writing that Tony used.

    It got a bit much when everyone was doing it, but when you hear it done properly, like in this video, you realize why everyone tried to do it.

  3. detroit_dickdawes

    Fuckin slop, Bourdain would be appalled.

  4. JustAnAverageGuy

    Jesus christ everything about this is perfect. Miss you Chef.

  5. Tasty_Impress3016

    Op, keep posting these if there are more. Today I have seen this and Chuck E Cheese. That one brought tears to my eyes. “The cacophony of games, children and animatronic music is drowned by the murmurs of parents saying never again”.

    That said, I will fess up to loving to eat at Red Lobster. On occasion. I mostly show for shrimp fest and can ploy through a disgusting number of Walt’s Fried Shrimp.

  6. consumeshroomz

    This guys amazing. I do really miss Tony though…

  7. Alert_Long4454

    Crazy that he plays Oleg on 2 broke girls!

  8. Sinclair_Mclane

    It’s pretty incredible how he’s really close to it and you do see how it’s similar to Bourdain and yet it feels so far from Bourdain to me. There’s something deeply comforting about Bourdain’s texts and narration that’s missing here.

  9. BoredBSEE

    JFC does he sound like Tony, wow. Even the mannerisms, inflections, all of it. Wow.

  10. HeightExtra320

    Fuck ya ! I needed more

    Drop the link

  11. Tasmanian_T-rex

    Bourdains laughing and cursing at you from beyond for doing this at a red lobster

  12. Endsong-X23

    it just doesnt work for me. his voice is great but tony was never a talking head, i need him to go into the kitchen and get some close up shots, follow a waiter to the table for a long shot. and not hold a mic.

  13. CanoeShoes

    Let Tony rest. No need to resurrect him via this tool.

  14. Responsible_Farm4118

    Red Lobsters, Red Wedding 🤣

  15. Warm-Discipline5136

    So dumb. Let’s not ruin Bourdain. Quit posting this.

  16. slikk50

    They closed the Red Lobster where I live. I had a meal there with my daughter 2 weeks before it closed. It was the best meal I ever had at a Red Lobster.